+1s

Please click the button below to prolong my lifespan for one second. 點擊按鈕幫我續一秒.

So far, my lifespan has been prolonged for seconds.

Disclaimer: this has nothing to do with politics (i.e., the toad worship, see Fang, 2018). I am merely begging to live longer and healthier, as working in academy can be stressful.