Please click the button below to prolong my lifespan for one second. 點擊按鈕幫我續一秒.

So far, my lifespan has been prolonged for seconds.

Disclaimer: this has nothing to do with politics (i.e., toad worship, see Fang, 2018). I simply wanted to live longer and healthier, as working in academy -- a competitive community -- and coding can be stressful.